The Sweet 16 ain't so sweet either. They should cut 5 from each side next time. Let's get this fucking thing moving. (Do they stay divided by gender all the way through?)

Jason's Doobie Brothers sucked. He had to go.

Alaina Whitaker has OCD issues to deal with before she can worry about show bidness. "Hopelessly Devoted" was shit. She deserved it.

Alexandrea's "If you leave me now" was crap. (even though it's a wonderful tune....) She was leaving sooner or later.

And Robbie Carrico....I'm gonna miss him so so much. He was special.

Archuleta, Smithson, Gonzales, and.....I dunno. The rest can leave now.

America sucks? I've got 3 feet of snow on the ground outside as evidence that Canada blows.

...off-key virginal rendition.  I feel bad that the biker girl who can't sing is still around, but on the other hand, you're not really supposed to enunciate every syllable of "woo-woo-woo."  I'll forgive Mrs. F a little if she nails a bar-blues vibe next time.

Also, I have to give Ender credit.  "Baldingdar" cracked me up for a week. 

Also also, nice title.   Do I need to add that we're far more entertaining?